Alright So Far

    29 Jul 2014

    ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more

    ruinedchildhood:

    When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more

    29 Jul 2014

    rosiebeck:

    nxv:

    primisthebomb:

    I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

    i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

    I threw a grape in the air
    I went to catch it I swear
    It hit a spider that fell
    and now they’re on my face

    29 Jul 2014

    matt112830:

sharplydressedtentacles:

banesidhe:

calming-tea:

samrgarrett:

outofthecavern:

opiatevampire:

theworldisconfused:

In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.
The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.

The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.
He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.

omfg
omfg
and old Apple computers
the apple was a rainbow 







Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.

Whoa…

    matt112830:

    sharplydressedtentacles:

    banesidhe:

    calming-tea:

    samrgarrett:

    outofthecavern:

    opiatevampire:

    theworldisconfused:

    In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.

    The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.

    The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.

    He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.

    omfg

    omfg

    and old Apple computers

    the apple was a rainbow 

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    Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.

    Whoa…

    (Source: communism-kills)

    29 Jul 2014

    thesassycat:

    "This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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    (Source: thesassycat)

    29 Jul 2014

    more-like-tardass:

    punkmarauder:

    can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’

    I’m literally watching that scene right now and now I can’t stop laughing

    29 Jul 2014

    (x)

    (Source: tashalyonnes)

    29 Jul 2014

    voldemortcanyounot:

    thebabbagepatch:

    fearofpop:

    A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

    you’ve got to be kidding me

    I am in physical pain

    29 Jul 2014

    thatkidcallednick:

Is this Lorna from Orange is the New Black?

    thatkidcallednick:

    Is this Lorna from Orange is the New Black?

    28 Jul 2014

    teratomarty:

one-angry-liberal:

sonofbaldwin:

The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen. 

You know what pisses me off about this?  Really, REALLY pisses me off?  That’s George (H.W.) Bush holding that umbrella.  He was president 1981-1989.  Do you get that?  
It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!

    teratomarty:

    one-angry-liberal:

    sonofbaldwin:

    The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

    One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen. 

    You know what pisses me off about this?  Really, REALLY pisses me off?  That’s George (H.W.) Bush holding that umbrella.  He was president 1981-1989.  Do you get that?  

    It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!

    28 Jul 2014

    americandreambarbie:

    if you can’t handle me at my 

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    you don’t deserve me at my

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